Life is too short, and I’m Italian. I’d much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0.

116 1 year ago via / source

having to dumb down your knowledge of celebrities in front of people

249316 1 year ago via / source

When my friends are talking about movies

What I say: Oh yeah, that guy was in it, he was in some other movies, his name is like...Robert?
What is in my head: Actors full name, age, spouse, birthday, the movies release date, director, full cast, and box office sales.
21815 2 years ago via / source